TBPB1 Chapter 9

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Chapter 9 Enlightenment 101

I wish to thank Art M. for his editorial assistance.

 

In the late 70’s, in the USA, people were far more tolerant than they are today.  The drinking age was reduced in 18 in many states.  Marijuana had been decriminalized in some states, like California.  People generally didn’t care what you did as long as you didn’t harm anyone else and kept it to yourself.  In the Navy, at that time, just about everyone did some kind of drug if you include alcohol to the list of drugs.  There was no mandatory drug testing.  There is no drought that the reason that sociality is less tolerant today is because of the lives that were destroyed during this time of unrestricted sex, and drugs abuse.  Reagan, AIDS, and stronger, more deadly drugs added to the reasons for zero tolerance.  Just say NO kids!

I heard George Harrison talking about his experience with drugs.  He basically said that sometime drugs could lead to a greater spiritual awareness.  As you become more and more spiritually aware you find that drugs become counterproductive to that development.  So you quit the drugs, which become an end unto themselves.  Porter is just starting this process and it’s going to be interesting to see just where this will lead him.

Friday, April 28, 1978

“That test was easy, I don’t see how anyone could fail this class.”  Porter remarked during lunch.  “I’m ready to do something crazy this week.  Last week I rented a car and went to LA.  This week I think I’ll go to Mexico.  Anyone want to come along?”

“I’m going clubbing this weekend Porter so you’ll have to count me out,” Porter’s best friend Art Heinz explained.  His friend was 21 and about to get into the local clubs.  He envied his friend and wished that he could have the same privilege.  Back home in Michigan Porter was old enough to go into bars and drink.

“I’ll go with you Porter,” said Don Jackson, Porter’s friend from Company 013.

“I’d like to come along too,” said Jack Sanders one of Porter’s classmates he really didn’t know that well.

 

Saturday, April 29, 1978

The three men rode the bus downtown early the next morning.  Because Porter had rented a can the week before and had brought it back without any problems his deposit was reduced to $50 and he received a 15% discount.  Porter’s first stop was Ocean Beach where he was able to find a half-ounce of pot.  Jackson rolled about 15 joints while Porter drove to the border.

Crossing into Mexico was no problem at all.  The men smoked joint after joint as Porter drove the costal highway south towards Ensenada.  Some if the views were fantastic.  The highway was two lanes both north and south bound separated most of the time.  There were no guardrails and the highway ran for many miles along a cliff of more the 600 feet.  The men stopped at several turnoffs to look at just how far above the ocean they were and marveled at the beauty of nature.

After several hours of driving they were in Ensenada and the men wasted no time getting as drunk as fast as they could. The beer was cheap, cold, and tasted very good.  Porter had never before had Mexican beer.  He wasn’t a fan of beer, just the effect it had on him.  The beer had no name, just three XXX’s on the label.  It was no surprise that Don Jackson did most of the drinking.  This seemed to be his drug of choice.

The men found a café and enjoyed lunch.  Porter though that the food was some of the best he’d ever tasted.  The men decided to head back.  Don Jackson bought himself another six bottles of the beer and Porter allowed him to drive.  More joints were smoked and by the time they were back at the cliff area all three men were feeling kind of tired especially Jackson.  The north bound lanes were about 400 feet above the south bound lanes with had another 400 feet cliff down to the ocean.  There was no shoulder or guardrail.  Going off the edge meant certain death.  Twice Jackson almost went off the side of and over both cliffs.  If Porter hadn’t reacted quickly, grabbed the steering wheel, safely bringing the vehicle back on the road you wouldn’t be reading this now.  Porter insisted that Jackson pull the car over and he resumed driving them towards home.

Porter drove into Tijuana during rush hour and was exposed to the worst driving conditions of his life.  No one paid any attention to the traffic signals and Porter followed the flow of traffic.  It seemed to Porter that there was only about a few inched between himself and the four vehicles surrounding him.  He finally managed to get out of traffic and find a place to park.  The men walked around and did some shopping.  Porter bought a 10-inch switchblade knife (the biggest he could find) and asked Jackson if he could carry it across the border in his boot.  Jackson said that was fine with him.

As they approached the border Porter put the quarter ounce of pot he had left in his underwear.  He really didn’t think they would have any problem, as they were clean cut American Sailors.  He was wrong.  When they got up to the inspection center they were asked to leave their car and go inside the building.  While sitting on a bench Jackson reached in his boot and pulled out the switchblade and handed it to Porter.  Porter stuffed the knife down his pants.

A very few minutes later and man in a border patrol uniform approached Porter, “you come with me.”  He said pointing at Porter.  Porter followed him back into a small room with a sink and a toilet in it that Porter figured was used for strip searches.  “We searched your vehicle and found what was left of 18 joints.  It looks like you have had a fun day.  Where did you get this marijuana?”

“I got it at Ocean Beach before we left this morning.”

“You didn’t buy this in Mexico?”

“No sir that would be dangerous.”

“I’d like you to drop your pants and give me the knife son.”  Porter did as he was told and gave him the knife.  He still had the quarter ounce of marijuana in his underwear.  “It’s like this, the knife is a $25 fine.  For the marijuana we have to impound your rental car as you are using it to comment a crime, you’ll never get it back.  You’ll have to pay the rental car company for a new car.  You’ll also have to go to jail, and you’ll face charges of smuggling a controlled substance across the US border.  After you’ve served your jail time for that offence the Navy will have there turn with you.  How long have you been in the Navy son?”

“About four months.”

The seriousness of the situation was finally starting to get through Porter thick stoned mind!  His life was over!  “Or I could just let you flush these roaches and allow you to pay the fine for the knife.  I’ll tell you what; this is what I’ll do.  I’m going to allow you to flush the marijuana and than I’ll put your name on a list of people to be checked should you cross any US border again.  If you’re found to be carrying anything you’re not suppose to, you’ll have the book thrown at you.”

Porter was allowed to flush the roaches and pay his fine.  He walked back to his rental car still carrying the quarter ounce of pot in him pants.  It was his lucky day.  He blamed Don Jackson for loosing his cool but also felt that if it weren’t for that knife the border guard would have found the pot for sure.  This would be the last time Porter would ever spend any time with Don Jackson.

 

Sunday, April 30, 1978

“Come on Porter get up, we’re going to Blacks beach!” said Slone.  “It’s a nudie beach, we’re all going.  Come on and join us.”

“Sorry Slone, I had kind of a rough day yesterday.  I’m going to catch up on my sleep and then do my laundry.  I haven’t done it since I got here.”

“It’s up to you but you’ll be missin’ out.”

“That’s great, but now I need sleep, have a good time!”

Porter did sleep most of the day, and then did his laundry.  After eating dinner he went down to Ocean Beach, and was able to find something he was looking for, LSD.  He bought two hits for a guy that looked like a sailor or marine and hoped it was of good quality.  Street acid often contained strychnine and could cause muscles to spasm uncontrollably or even death.  When he got back to his BEQ his roommates had returned.  He smoked a joint with them and they told him about their adventure that day.  They all had a hard time sitting down, as their rear ends were badly sun burned.

 

Monday, May 01, 1978

“I tell you Heinz, you’ll enjoy this buzz.”  Said Porter trying to convince his friend Heinz of the effects of LSD.

“I’ll try it Porter I just don’t want to be in the chow hall when it happens.”  Heinz replies.

“Being someplace besides the base would be better should you have a bad reaction,” said one of Porter’s roommates.

As soon as class was over for the day Porter and Heinz took the acid and headed off base.  They went to ‘the woods’ and smoked a couple of joints.  The acid wasn’t the best, but it was good enough to get both men real messed up.  They both smoked way too many cigarettes and talked while their minds were going a mile a minute.

“So tell me Porter, you were talking about people that are materialistic and spiritual.  What’s the difference?”

“Before we can discuss that we really need to clarify what is God,” said Porter with authority as if me really knew what he was talking about.  “There are almost as many concepts of God are there are people.  Some people think Jesus is God.  Other’s think that their God is everything.  Some even think that God is a human being.  One thing for sure God is not a human being.”

“Let me see if I can find something to compare God with.  You see abstract concepts sometimes are only understandable through another abstract concept.  What I see when I look at God is a wheel in a wheel.  The inter wheel is like the United States government.  You have one powerful figure that has executive power just like the president.  This would be God the Father.  Then there’s Son’s of God that are like the Supreme Court.  The next part of the internal circle is the Holy Spirits and is comparable to both houses of Congress.  God the Father enforces the law, Son’s of God interpret the law, and the Holy Spirits make the law.  All three have separate but equal power under the law.  Beyond that, the outer circle of God includes everything.  The air we breathe, the water we drink, the warmth of the sun.  It’s all that is good based on love.  ‘Where did that come from?’ Porter wonders.

“Where did you come up with that Porter?” Heinz asked.

“I’m not sure Heinz, the whole concept just seemed to pop into my head.  This acid really gets me cooking.  I tell you what Heinz.  It’s probably best if you ignore anything I say when we are stoned like this.  Unless when you’re sober you receive some kind of conformation of the concept.  I’m not a very deep person Art!  All I really thing about is sex, drugs, and rock and roll and not necessarily in that order.”

“Yes I like this LSD much better than that PCP we did.  What you just said was intense.”

“It’s really not that intense Heinz.  LSD warps your perception of reality.  That’s why things you normally wouldn’t notice trip you out.  Jokes that aren’t funny can keep you laughing for hours on LSD.  It’s also easy to loose you train of thought and let your mind wander.  Now where was I? Okay I remember now.

“A materialist is someone who is into the things of this world.  Nice cars, money, pride, sex, drugs, and other things of this world are material things.  Family, friends, love, caring, faith, hope, and giving are spiritual things.  A spiritualist is someone who is into these things.  Someone who is religious is into whatever traditions, ceremonies, and beliefs of whatever group they’re a member of.  These are the three categories that people fall into.  Most people are a combination.  Are you still following me Heinz?  I’m sure I can explain it on a lower level if I need to.”

“Sure, it makes sense to me.”

Religious people say that you have to act just like them or else you’re going to hell.  I was raised to believe that hell is just for the most evil of people.  People that have hate in their heart.  You see God is love and God can’t tolerate hate.  God loves us so much that it saddens him when we do things that lead to death either spiritually or physically.  God calls these things sin.  The results of sin is death, therefore anything that leads to death must be a sin.  If smoking leads to death it’s a sin.  God is more concerned for our health and well being than anything else.  That’s why religions have so many rules.  It’s mostly all common sense.  We are tripping on LSD, smoking pot, and cigarettes.  We are killing ourselves in many different ways.  The problem is sin is fun and it’s genetic.  Your kids end up having the same problems that you have.”

“So what you’re saying is that God doesn’t hate the sin, he’s upset because we are hurting ourselves or others.”

“Exactly, I was taught to love the person and hate the sin.  This is not the proper approach.  We need to love the person and accept them as they are.  Some people are harder to love than others.  We are not to judge them because all of us sin - some more than others.  I know I’m living a dangerous life style right now but that’s a choice all of us must decide for ourselves.  I almost went to jail forever last weekend and here I am all wasted on several different drugs.  I guess you could say that by sinning we are playing mind games with God.”

“Mind games with God, how do you do that Porter?”

“It’s like the story of Jesus and Satan when Jesus was standing next to a cliff and Satan commands him to throw himself off the cliff so God will send his angles to save him.  He replies buy saying do not tempt the Lord your God.  When we do things that might kill us we are throwing ourselves off that cliff expecting him to catch us.  Right now we are tempting God.”

Heinz and Porter were up late into the night discussing the same concepts in great detail.  Neither of them got any sleep that night.  Porter went on and on about looking for conformation to these concepts.  Porter had entered into a cycle of revelation and conformation that would last as long as he lives.  For Bill Porter has entered the twilight zone!

 

Tuesday, May 02, 1978

By the time Porter and Heinz got out of school they were getting their second wind after being up all night.  Porter decided that he liked the acid and decided to try to score more from the same guy the next time he felt like tripping out.  He asked Heinz if he wanted to go to Ocean Beach with him and Sheridan asked if he could come along, as he wanted to score on some weed.  Porter did run into the same guy.  He looked like a sailor as he had short hair.  “Hey do you remember me,” Porter said to the guy as he approached.

“I sure do, you got something from me the other day.  Did you like it?”

“I sure did, I was wondering if you have anymore I could get?” Porter replied.

“I’ll tell you what.  I’ll front you 10 hits and you can pay me back $40 after you sell them.”

Porter did the math in his head, ‘I paid $5 a hit, if I sell 8 hits for $5 each I get two hits for free.   Why is this guy trusting me?’  “How do you know you can trust me?”

“Don’t worry, I know where to find you.  I’ve seen you around the base.”

‘This guy wants me to do the same thing Mike used to get me to do.  Distribution!  Sounds like a plan to me.’  “I’ll do it.”

“Great, I’ll plan on running into you Thursday and re-supply.”  The dealer gave Porter a very small glass bottle with a cap on it and tab acid inside.  Porter then said goodbye and rejoined his friends.

“Wasn’t that weird?  Perhaps my luck is changing.”  Porter said smiling.

Sheridan found the pot he was looking for and ended up buying one of the hits of acid.  They went down to ‘the rocks’ and smoked a couple of joints.

“Porter has been telling me about all kinds of things he’s figured out Sheridan,” Heinz stated.  You have anything new to add today?

“I sure do, I always have something to talk BS about.”  Porter didn’t take anything he said to Heinz seriously.  To him it was like some kind of game.  After all, he really was talking noise, as he didn’t stop doing drugs even though he knew he was killing himself.  Doing evil was something Porter was getting better and better at.  “Tonight I think I’ll talk about the fact that there is a reason for everything.  Lets review.  We play mind games to find out what is going on around us.  You have to understand the relationship of cause and effect.  I believe that there is some kind of God that has power over everything.”

Right now I’m freaked out over numbers.  It just can’t be a coincidence.  I have lucky numbers.  My lucky numbers are three, 13, and 63.  These numbers are sometimes combined.  Like and social security number starts with 363 and my drivers license number starts with 636.  Friday the 13th also has a special meaning for me.  I’m really not sure why but I know it does.  My sister was born on Friday the 13th.  I went to boot camp on Friday the 13th, company 013.  A guy in company 013 in rack number 1313 was born on Friday the 13th.  I was in rack number 1316 but I was born on Friday the 16th.  I’m 63 inches tall and in 1963 I was three years old.  I don’t know what it all means, perhaps I never will but I know it all has a reason.  Perhaps it’s got something to do with my death!”

“When I die I want to take a dozen hits of acid, get on my Harley, and drive into the sunset,” Sheridan comments.

“Now look at today.  Some guy runs into me and supplies me with an endless supply of LSD.  I’ve only been in San Diego a few weeks.  I also don’t feel it’s a coincidence that we have become friends Art.  And think of this Sheridan, we have been together even longer and under stranger circumstances then Heinz and I.  It seems like two or three times a day one of these numbers pop-up.  It freaks me out.”

“This Acid is pretty good Porter, I’m starting to peak and freak too.”  Sheridan again comments.

“I think it does mean something Porter,” Heinz comments.

The young men spent several hours talking about different coincidences before heading back to the base.

They got on the bus back to the base when some guy who looked like a junkie started yelling and screaming at the half dozen sailor on the back of the bus where Porter, Heinz, and Sheridan were sitting.  He went on and on about how he hates sailors and he finally pulls a knife and starts threatening everyone.  Porter figured that the bus driver had called the police and they would be boarding the bus soon to take him away.  The bus arrived at the bus stop before this happened and they managed to get off the bus without getting killed.  Porter figured that the guy was freaking out on drugs.

 

Wednesday, May 03, 1978

The next day in class Sheridan looked about as rough as Porter and Heinz had the day before.  With Sheridan helping to tell everyone about the acid Porter was selling word spread quickly.  By the end of the day he’d sold out of the ten hits he was given.  Once back at his room his roommates tried to get him to join them once again.  “I tell you Porter this whore’s looked good.  She said that she does group rates.  The more guys I bring the cheaper it is for all of us.  What do you say Porter?” Slone says.

“Thanks for asking Slone but no thanks.  I already made plans for tonight,” Porter lied.  He had no more interest in banging some whore than he did exposing himself on some nude beach.  What he really planned on doing was smoking a bowl by himself in his room and sleeping a good ten hours.  Having his roommates off parting was one way to insure that he got his way.  Which was just what he did.

 

Thursday, May 04, 1978

“Wake up,” said someone shaking Porter.  Porter opened his eyes and saw that it was morning.  He then looked to see who was interrupting his slumber.  It was the same guy that had fronted him the acid.

“I guess you do know where to find me!  Hang on I’ll get you your money.”  Porter got out of his rack and went over to his closet.  He pulled $40 out of his wallet and he picked up the empty pill bottle handing it to the drug dealer.  “There you go, you have another ten hits for me?”

“I sure do, do you want more than that?”

 “No, ten is enough.  Should I get caught with it I can always say it was for personal use only.  More than ten and they’re not going to believe me.”  Porter remembered in orientation the talk about what happened to drug dealers.  Some guy with a suitcase full of pills ended up going to Leavenworth KS.  This meant nothing to Porter as going to prison was something that only happened to others.

“If you need more look for me at the chow hall or at the beach in the evenings.  I’ll follow-up with you in a day or two.”  And with that the pusher left.  Porter knew his game.  Porter wondered how many others at NTC this guy had distributing his drugs.  Porter didn’t mind one bit, he knew that by the end of the day he’d be tripping again even though he had a test the next day.”

 

Friday, May 05, 1978

“What are you doing tonight Porter?” Heinz asked Porter after finishing school for the day.

“I think I’m going to head downtown and spend the night at the armed forces YMCA.  It’s only $7 a night.”

“Don’t do nothing I wouldn’t do Porter.”

“You know me Heinz, I’d try anything once, and twice if I like it!  You know what I always say, if it feels good do it.”

Porter got on the bus and went downtown.  He checked into the Armed Forces YMCA and went up to his room.  The room was 10 X 12 with a twin bed that had open springs and a mattress that looked to be from WWII.  The best part of the room was a 19” color TV with cable.  This was worth the $7 just to be able to watch TV undisturbed for the night.  The YMCA also had the same size rooms with two twin beds for $10.  Porter figured this was a good place to party until you drop.

Porter dropped some acid and smoked a bowl.  Soon he was stoned and well on his way to getting wired.  He knew that there was a public bathroom in the basement of the building and he wandered down there.  As he entered the large bathroom he was that there were a bunch of old men just standing around.  There were about a dozen urinals on one wall and ten stalls on the other wall.  All had doors except the last two one side and the ones with doors were coin operated.  All were filled.  ‘Are all these old men waiting to get into one of the stalls?  It smells terrible down here!  I better get out of here before someone sees me.’

Porter left the bathroom and went back up to his room.  He’d noticed that there were a bunch of open doors as he went back to his room.  He really didn’t pay much attention to who was in the rooms or why the doors were open until he went into the bathroom, and went into one of the stalls.  On the wall was written, ‘for a good time leave your door open.’  Porter went back to his room and closed his door, locked it with a chain latch, and opened his window.

‘There’s old fags everywhere.  I bet half the people here are gay - the other half probably just want to party.  It’s probably the safest place to get high I’ve found so far but not the greatest.  It sure has been a weird week.  I wonder what next week will bring?’

 

Saturday, May 06, 1978

Porter dragged himself out of bed around 11:00 the next morning.  He got dressed and went down to the lobby and into the diner run by the Armed Forces YMCA.  It was an old fashioned soda fountain – having separate jukebox selectors at each stool, which ran around the lunch counter.  Porter put a quarter in the box and selected 'Changes' by David Bowie.  Based on his current life style, he felt it was appropriate.

After eating lunch, Porter left the YMCA and headed back to the base.  'I'll go party with Heinz today if he's around.'  Upon returning to his room he found his roommates returning from lunch at the chow hall.  They smoked some Pot and Porter told them about some of his experiences at the armed forces YMCA, until Heinz came storming into the room.  "Porter, I need you right now. Beck is going to kill Gwinn!"

'Here we go, I wonder what Gwinn has done now,' Porter thought.  Porter went into Beck's room where he saw a very upset Beck.  "I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill the SOB," Beck shouted.

"Tell me what Gwinn did to you," Porter enquired.

"I loaned the guy $20 and he was supposed to pay me back on payday which was almost a week ago.  He hasn't come to see me and has been avoiding me."

'I wish Gwinn would avoid me.'  Porter thought.  "Tell me Beck, do you like Gwinn."

"No I don't!"

"Is the $20 going to break you? - I'll give you the $20 dollars."

"No $20 dollars isn't going to break me, and I don't need your money, Porter.  It's the principle of the thing.  I shouldn't have to go looking for him in order to get my money back.  He should come find me.  I'm going to kill him.  It's not about the money, it's about trust."

"Listen Beck, this is what I'm hearing.  You're telling me that you want to go to jail and spend the rest of your life in prison for what, for Gwinn?  I can understand being mad at him, but nothing is worth getting in a fight with the guy.  And if you get in a fight, someone might end up dead.  This is what I think.  You said that Gwinn was avoiding you.  It seems to me that I should loan Gwinn $20 myself."

"I don't get it Porter, I just told you that he won't pay you back!"

"I don't like the guy either.  $20 is a small price to pay to keep him away."

"I got you, you're telling me to forget about the $20 dollars and forget about Gwinn."

"Yeah, he's not worth it.  There is nothing anyone can do to me that's bad enough for me to want to kill them.  But you know what they say, paybacks are a mother $*&^%#@! What comes around gets around.  Come with me and Heinz and we'll smoke a bunch of pot, and mellow out.  Coming?"

"Sure, I'll go with you guys."

"Having you with us might just keep Gwinn from following us," Porter said, smiling.

Beck, Heinz, and Porter all dropped some acid and went up to 'the woods' to smoke some pot until they were wasted.  Soon Gwinn was long forgotten.  "Porter has been telling me all kinds of interesting BS when we get wasted, Beck.  Perhaps I can get more out of him.  Tell me, Porter, you have talked about analyzing others and analyzing God.  Have you ever tried to analyze yourself?

"I never really thought about it, Heinz.  Let me see what I can come up with.  I would say that I first need to understand my parents.  Much of what we are is a combination of our parents.  My mom is a dreamer and my dad is a doer.  My mom dreams about what she wants to do but never does it.  For example, she decides that she is going to go on a diet and lose weight.  She tells everyone and their kid brother that she's going on some new diet but two weeks later she's off it.  I've seen her repeat this cycle many times.  I think it's better to just go ahead and do it and then brag about it after you have achieved your goal."  Dad is a real good doer but he lacks the vision.  Things work for him but they would work better if he planned his work and worked his plan.  For example, he remodeled the basement and it took him years because he really didn't work everything out ahead of time."

"Both of my parents have a different point of view when it comes to life itself.  Mom's religion is a radical eastern religion and Dad's is a radical western religion.  Both of my parents are well-educated professionals and make average money.  Both my parents are short.  I'm the tallest in my family.  Both my Mom and Dad's families have long life spans.  I think where I'm going with all this is: If we look at our past, we should be able to better understand our present selves as well as our future!"

"I have alcoholism on both sides of my family and I have problems with drug and alcohol abuse.  I like to dream about what I want to do and then do it.  My spiritual point of view is a combination of both of my parent's religions.  I get along well with others but they also like to pick on me.  People always have a nickname for me no matter where I go.  (Porter was generally called 'short s*&t' by those around him at the time.  Other nicknames were also used.)  My first name, Bill, is a nick.  I really don't care what others think of me, and they like to pick on me.  When it comes to work I believe in 'balls to the wall or not at all.' (An expression at the time, which meant you, always did your best or died trying.)  I guess if you really want to understand others you have to understand yourself.  I'll have to give that more thought."

"See what I was saying Beck," Heinz remarks.  "We get talking and he comes up with all this deep stuff that he's never really thought about before."

"Cool, I'm just glad you mellowed me out over that whole Gwinn thing.  I was being stupid!"

"This place is played out," Porter remarked. "Let's walk over to Ocean beach.  Lord knows I have plenty of energy and I'm kind of tripped out right now.  The walking might do me some good!"

The guys agreed and left 'the woods.'  They walked the rest of the way up the hill and passed a High School.  From there it was about another four miles - mostly down hill.  They spent the rest of the day talking and smoking like chimneys.  They returned to the base late at night.

 

Sunday, May 07, 1978

Porter spent most of the day sleeping.  His drug dealer came by to get his money but had no more drugs to front him as he was leaving.  Porter bought as much as he could afford - about 20 hits - most of which he ended up doing with Heinz over the next few weeks. It would be the last time Porter saw him, which was probably for the best, as Porter had been doing acid for the last week and the negative effects of the drug were really catching up with him.

Monday, May 08, 1978

"We have one more week of theory and then one week cooking lab," said the instructor, "and one week baking lab.  After that, you'll spend two weeks working in the galley of the mess hall before you graduate.  Sometime during that last two-week period you'll also be required to perform as a steward.  You'll find that once you do your galley training, some of the procedures that you have learned aren't followed.  You'll also find out that in the fleet things are often done differently from the way you've been trained.  It's probably best if you do it the right way when you perform the task and let other cooks do it their own way.  For example, you have been taught not to thaw food under running water, it should be slowly thawed out in the walk-in.  This is not always realistic, and you might see someone thawing out food in a sink using cold water."

Porter listened to his instructor, waiting to take notes.  He was tired of class and couldn't wait for the 'hands on' training to begin.  Later that afternoon Porter got a surprise during mail call.  "Porter," said Fred Tomas who was in charge of mail call, "I think you got some pot!"

Porter walked over to Tomas who was holding a small box about two inches square.  He picked it up and it felt like it weighed about an ounce, and it had no return address on it.  'This has to be from Mike.'  "Oh my God," Porter commented.  He opened the box carefully and looked inside. Sure enough Porter saw a plastic bag with pot inside.  Enclosed was a letter that Porter pulled out and saw it was indeed from Mike.   "Thanks Tomas, you're a life saver. Come see me later and I tighten you up."

"No problem, Porter, you might want to tell whoever sent you this that they should weight the box down next time.  I could tell just by the weight and the volume what it was.  Then I smelled it and it smelled like dope."

"You could have just pocketed it."

"I could have, but that would have been a federal offense," Tomas said with a grin on his face.  Porter gave him a few joints later.  Of course everyone knew that Porter had some pot, and that afternoon was spent smoking a great deal of it.

Tuesday, May 09, 1978

After class, Porter and Heinz dropped some acid again and smoked a joint at a place on base that Porter felt was safe enough to get away with it.  You have anything inspiring to say, Porter?" Heinz asked.

"Let me see.  It seems to me that this world is alive.  It has a mind - soul even.  Man has polluted this world to the extent where at some point all higher forms of life will die.  The world can renew itself, but that takes millions of years.  For this reason the world is mad at mankind.  I don't know which will happen first, but either mankind is going to destroy himself before we die off naturally - or if the world itself will destroy us.  Either way, we are dead."

"I also think that all living things have energy - kind of like 'the force' on star wars.  Perhaps we can even draw upon that energy."

At that moment Porter had an epiphany.  For a split second he understood that the spirit wasn't limited by a temporal or human experience.  "This isn't life, Heinz, this is experience.  This is but an experience in our life.  In life we have many experiences.  This experience is but one of them.  There were other experiences before.  There will be more after this one.  We could even be experiencing two experiences at the same time."  This is what Porter saw.

"I actually understand what you are saying Porter," Heinz commented.  Is this something else that just popped into you head?"

"Yes it is, isn't that weird?"

"Yes it is, lets get out of here." The men came out from the bushes they were hiding in and ran into Fred Tomas. His eyes were all glassy and red.

"Hey guys, having fun."

"You know," replied Heinz.

"Yeah I know, have you guys noticed that the acid going around lately really makes you think about life and things?"

"Yes we sure have," replied Porter. "It's weird. What do you want to do now, Heinz?"

"Let's go check out the on base movie.  It starts at 1900 hrs which is like 15 minutes from now."

"What's playing," asked Tomas?

"I don't know but you can come with us if you like."

"I don't think so. I'm going over to the EM club.  Catch you guys later."

Heinz and Porter walked over to the theater.  They didn't have to pay to get in but did buy some popcorn and cokes.  They could have gotten beer but Porter figured he was wasted enough.  The movie started and Porter thought its title (Oh God) was interesting.  Once they got into the plot, Porter started freaking out.  After the movie he talked it over with his friend, Heinz.

"I tell you, Heinz, I feel just like John Denver in that movie.  You think it might be God that is putting all these thoughts into my head?  You think he might be preparing me for something?"

"I don't know Porter, perhaps it's just the drugs talking!"

"Yeah, you're probably right. I used to go to a church when I was a kid that believed in something called the gifts of the spirit – where God gives you information directly.  But they say that you have to be seeking God and abstain from sinning for it to happen as God's spirit can't fill an unholy vessel.  All I really know is that if I'm the character of John Denver, you must be George Burns!"

Porter and Heinz spent the rest of the evening going over everything that had happened the last few weeks.  They were falling in love with each other on an emotional level.  At this point in their relationship neither would think twice about giving up their life in order to save the other.  Porter was starting to dread the end of A school and leaving his friend -perhaps forever.

 

Wednesday, May 10, 1978
 

"Where is Beck?" Porter asked at lunch.

"He was sick this morning and went to medical."

"I have to go to medical too," said Slone.  "When I woke up this morning, I had this green puss coming out of my dick."

"That's gross, Slone, we're trying to eat here," Thomas says.

"Looks like all my roommates are headed for medical," Porter comments.

"I hear that they take this long metal pole, heat it up and shove it."

"That's enough, I'm eating here," Thomas said.  He didn't move, but it did stop the conversation and the subject changed to Friday's test.

After class, back at their room Slone was changing his clothes when he said, "damn it's still doing it.  You wanta see, Porter?"

Porter, never turning down a chance to openly see someone else's equipment, walks over and Slone pulls down his skivvies.  Sure enough, he saw green puss.  "Damn, this is gross.  I'm glad I didn't go with you guys or I'd have 'the green groupers' too."

Porter's other roommates were also looking kind of green.  "Green groupers, hmmmm, good one, Porter.  Anyway, I'm off to medical.  I'm not in much pain pissing yet, so when they stick that long q-tip in, it shouldn't hurt too bad."

"You're braver than I am, Slone."

Thursday, May 11, 1978

"Beck came down with Hepatitis.  Looks like he'll be in the hospital for a while," one of Beck's roommates informed the class.  "Looks like he's not going to finish with our class."

Porter sees his classmates running into big trouble, but it's still something that only happens to someone else.  It couldn't happen to him.

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Over the course of the next few weeks Porter continued to party like crazy, mostly with his friend Art.  They became closer and closer and both were dreading leaving.  Porter came up with even more concepts to consider and even got to the point of silliness when he compared life to a recipe.  Porter even tried to teach Art how to read music at one point.

Porter found the labs interesting as he was handed a recipe and expected to cook it.  This was new to him.  As a short order cook, he rarely cooked anything, just heated stuff up.

During his galley week Porter moved a stack of heavy-duty sheet pans (weighing about five pounds a piece) that were on a dolly and stacked two feet above his head.  The top of the stack of pans hit something and three of the pans fell on Porter's head.  He had to get three stitches in his head.

He finished his gallery work on Friday, June 2nd.  He did the last of the tab acid he had left and then found out that he had steward training to go to.  He put on his dress uniform and went to where he was supposed to report.  There he was given a steward's jacket and was told that he'd be serving coffee for the officers and officials at boot camp graduation which had just taken place.  He was just as stoned as he could be and shook like a leaf whenever some officer would walk by.  Finally, the base commander asked for a cup of coffee.  Somehow he poured the coffee without spilling it.  It was a nightmare.

Thursday, June 15, 1978

"I'm going to miss you, Heinz, you've been a great friend!"

"I'll miss you too, Porter, I'm going to be on the Kitty Hawk.  It's an aircraft carrier stationed on Coronado Island here in San Diego.  Write me if you get time."

"I sure will write, Heinz."  The two men shook hands.

Porter watched his best friend in the Navy until he was out of sight.  "Porter, your orders are here.  Looks like you're going to the Kitty Hawk CV-63."  'I must not have passed the background investigation to be a sub sailor.  Looks like Art is in for a surprise!'

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